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Episode 42 – Summer Movie Blockbuster Spectacular VIII

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Episode 42 - Summer Movie Blockbuster Spectacular VIII

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More shallowness and pedantry after silence for over a year.

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Episode 19 – It’s Yuge

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Episode 19 - It's Yuge

00:00 / 1:48:23

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It’s the first podcast in the apocalypse that totally didn’t happen even though people said it was going to…
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Episode 44 – Nothing But Celestial Battles

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Episode 44 - Nothing But Celestial Battles

00:00 / 2:04:21

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If they should bar wars, please let these Star Wars stay!

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Episode 25 – Shaq’s Grape Drank

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Episode 25 - Shaq's Grape Drank

00:00 / 1:28:55

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I am honestly surprised John didn’t mention 25 being a milestone episode. I’ve finally beaten him into an apathetic submission. Spoilers though… it isn’t.

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Episode 24 – Don’t Think You Won’t Stink

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Episode 24 - Don't Think You Won't Stink

00:00 / 1:42:00

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If you couldn’t tell from the last few episodes, we kind of like Assassin’s Creed. Not exclusively this week, but you’ll get some Unity impressions.

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Episode 23 – AWRI 2 – Assassin’s Creed Part 1

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Episode 23 - AWRI 2 - Assassin's Creed Part 1

00:00 / 1:04:45

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Nothing is true, everything is permitted.

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Episode 19 – Fate

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Episode 19 - Fate

00:00 / 57:55

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